Excerpt One:
I didn't know what was wrong with me, but I found myself pleading with God: "God, please, please, please don't let me die. Please don't let them find a tumor. Or a cyst. Or an aneurysm. Oh God, not an aneurysm. And please don't let it be cancer. Or a stroke. Or Lou Gerhig's disease. Whatever that is. I only ask that it not be polyps, or nodules or anything in the lump family. And please don't let it be Lupus, or Shingles or diabetes. If you could just spare me from palsy and Hodgkin's and Parkinson's diseases that would be great too. Renal failure, oh God, please let it not be renal failure, Lord. Epstein Barr? Not good, Lord. Not good. It's just that I have so much I need to do. This would be a really bad time for me to have something serious. You understand, don't you Lord? Oh God, say it's not Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever, Lord. Say it's not Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever!!"